foxnewsofficial:

yeah okay mom-chan

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

Reblog if you would date a trans person

therainbowgorilla:

slytherin-swag:

I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong

Your teacher sucks.

officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

dirtyaceattorneycrackfessions:

dual-destininies:

i cant believe u didnt add a nyoom effect…

dirtyaceattorneycrackfessions:

dual-destininies:

i cant believe u didnt add a nyoom effect…

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